This week saw the screening of a party political broadcast by the lovely, cuddly British National Party.

Rather than present anything all stuffy like policies or cogent arguments, those big, silly teddy bears instead chose to brighten up this dreadfully serious election with a good old sing-a-long.

Nick Griffin, their delightful leader, has penned a moving folk ballad about a neglected former serviceman (Frosty) and his only friend, a fox (Corporal Fox, to you). Because it's so good, those adorable skinhead sweethearts thought they'd broadcast it for everyone to enjoy.

Should you wish to sully yourself, here is a link to this hilarious nonsense. Alternatively, you could just go and lick the toilet bowl instead.

In reality, former servicemen do make up a sizable percentage of this country's homeless population. A number of reasons have been put forward for this both by Shelter and the House of Commons Select Committee for Defence, but neither of these bodies, surprisingly, suggested it was because the council had given all available flats to the "Iraqis and Afghans."

Within a democracy, it's important that everyone gets their say, naturally. Unfortunately, this means that sometimes we all have to listen to things we find unpalatable. The plus side of this is that every idiot gets the camera for a bit along with the opportunity to make a tit of themselves, which is at least a little entertaining, even if, as in this case, a viewer can be left feeling as if they need a bath afterwards. Dirty.