Thicky
If I've learned nothing else today, it's that I can blame the failure of my degree to get me anywhere on the fact that I obtained it from the second worst university in the country.

Thank Christ for that. I was running out of excuses.

Link here.

Shit Pope joke
Also, the conclave of cardinals in the Sistine Chapel have chosen their new Pope. Here's hoping that he turns out to be as quiet and self-effacing as the last one, and doesn't just go off pontificating all over the place...

News
I'm nicer than I used to be. I've organised a birthday bash, bought nice things for people, and apologised for old transgressions. I've supported, helped and been generally lovely. It feels as if I've remembered me.