I've become a little addicted. It's a guilty, dirty secret I don't often share. I don't seem to be able to stop. I don't even enjoy it anymore, it's just habit and, without it, my day feels empty - I'm only half there.

I can't leave this alone.

All day, I sit. Refresh. Laugh. Scoff. Become outraged. Refresh. Copy, paste, send, laugh. Refresh.

I should know better.

In other news, trust me when I tell you that you should avoid trying to mop up the remains of any Uncle Ben's chicken sauce using Jelly Babies.